Just another lazy day.
Bought a Guh neh- neh brand cooler for my mac and now i wanna zheng it but i guess not -.-
effin lazy.

Too lazy perhaps.
And i'm in a love mood now.
P.S// yeah yeah i love my mom :p
or
someone else........

I love ahbengs.
They got ultra-super powers
Like powepuffgirls
And their fashion sense are much better thn those jap girls i mention in my previous post.
I guess.
They're so so funny laah.

Introducing..
The ultimate ahbeng/ ahlians.

Facts:
Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.

Ahbeng always brings a ladder to his school, highschool infact.

Ahbeng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement.. "

After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

Ah Bengs can't call 911 because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.

Seng, Heng are their good friends.

They think faded gold hair is in the trend. But maybe it is.

Jokes:
1.) Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

2.)How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

3.) On a trip to Poland, Ah Beng met a couple and they became very good friends. One day,Ah Beng invited this Polish couple to stay with him. After a few days, Ah Beng became very suspicious of the Polish man’s wife. So he called his friend aside and said, "Do you know your wife is trying to kill you ? " His friend reacted with shock "This cannot be. We have a good marriage and have been married for 30 years. She cannot be trying to kill me". But Ah Beng persisted. "I have evidence to show that she is trying to kill you. Look what I found her using yesterday ?"

Ah Beng took out a small bottle which reads.............. "POLISH REMOVER"

4.) Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.

When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command

after some tries.

Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.

Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me ah?!"


So if ur mom named you beng or seng or even heng.
I'm so sorry and its okay
cause my grandma named my dad
Seng also. -.-

P.S// this post is not meant to insult or offend anyone,
Unless you think u're one of them and you need to fight for rights.


Edited this pic using photoshop.
I know its so lousy.
I was so lazy kay.
Bearrr with that will you?